Jonathan

Nickname Wikipedia in 6th grade.

I sure hope Jonathan stops doing breathing exercises.

by anonymous November 20, 2020

Jonathan

A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!

Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass

by Blanco niña December 29, 2019

Jonathan

He is sooooo sexy he will take your bitch Jonathan Is 6’3 and he play sports also he have a big dick ladies get u a Jonathan

Jonathan is a sexy ass man

by Golden Girl-___- March 23, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan’s are known to be raging alcoholics with massive shlongs. Though they are lazy Jonathan’s can be god like at sports.

Jonathan’s facial hair grows down to his ball fro.

by James coney March 18, 2022

Jonathan

Call me one word he’s a fucking pussy eat pussy for Brett breakfast

Jonathan Advil

by Jonathan pussy head August 10, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is a goofy ahh person who can't get girls.

Jonathan is goofy

by YourBoyJD March 27, 2023

Jonathan

The worst thing + guy in the world

He is so ugly, stupid and weak. He is such a Jonathan!

by The best man ever123456789 February 24, 2017