Jon is a person who is attractive and funny. Jon will also say sexual jokes and comments. They always care for the people around them. He cares for his girl and friends (practically family). He will go to the ends of the Earth if he truly cares about you.
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Get the jon mug.1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.
2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.
3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.
5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.
2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.
3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.
5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.
Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?
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under horrible BURNIBG but later it shows otherwise.
A lifted TRADEMARK BRAND REAL 2, REEL SO FALL AIWA
Dropping at RANDOM PEPPER from SUNNYVALE shows ALAN I WALDMAN is long time property of SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI who is ANAL ALAN
under horrible BURNIBG but later it shows otherwise.
A lifted TRADEMARK BRAND REAL 2, REEL SO FALL AIWA
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Yes, this is exactly Android Andy RUBIN. who is real ANAL ALAN whole time through and reason goes because ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON is the KUMON KOREAN founder of that SHIT or near SHIT because ANDROID ANDY RUBIN is ANAL ALAN because it yields DROIDAL ANRUBINLA = IN RUB ALAN PEDOPHILE JEWISH HOM LOO SEXUAL where ANDY RUBIN forms the SEX RING to be ANAL ALAN qualified
AIWA ,FOIL tops ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON as FIRST OUTER INNER LAST the name is tead ALL AROUND INSIDE WATSON = ANAL ALAN INTERNET WANTON PORNO AT coming from that GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY as PRESIDENT DONALD JOHNATHAN TRUMP best ever you became say that 45 RPM REAL PRESIDENT MOMENTUM ...JAMES JOSEPH MURREN MGM THINK TANK INSTILLED as SUNDER has been at that MARTA TRANSIT UNIVERSITY LAS VEGAS.
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Get the ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON mug.A person that is crazy photogenic. Try any angle and they will rock it.
May seem careless and a living-in-the-moment type of person but actually thinks his actions through.
Likes to be loud, and that's okay. It's a quality that makes these people stand out and be likeable. They are kind and take care of others. When they love someone they go all out.
Sometimes may be emotional, at those times it's important to stay close and address the problem (and if the problem is you then don't bother them anymore!).
They are also smart and out of the box thinkers.
May seem careless and a living-in-the-moment type of person but actually thinks his actions through.
Likes to be loud, and that's okay. It's a quality that makes these people stand out and be likeable. They are kind and take care of others. When they love someone they go all out.
Sometimes may be emotional, at those times it's important to stay close and address the problem (and if the problem is you then don't bother them anymore!).
They are also smart and out of the box thinkers.
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