johnny knoxville

Euphemism for a hitman or a person who does the dirty work.

"I'm gonna send Johnny Knoxville to your door"

by BreathingIsOnlyHalfTheFunction October 7, 2006

Johnny Depp

disgusting, old, ugly man who is old enough to be your father and girls everywhere lust after him (me NOT being one of them)

the man whom you call a father!!!

by Liz January 9, 2005

Johnny Damon

A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly bases.

"Hey Johnny, its been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"

by Badass Keith April 4, 2005

johnny depp

Hot, gorgeous, sexy, hilarious and most of all the best actor of all time.

"Why is the Rum gone?"
-Johnny Depp
POTC
P>S: It's not eyeliner he's wearing on POTC, it's coal all you dumb fucks who say it's eyeliner.

by kikken_yo_ass October 27, 2003

Johnny Depp

Actor that was fantastic in the 90's. But after starring in the garbage dump film "Pirates of the Carribean" He went straight to hell in a handbasket, and lost his real fans..and found themselves replaced by terrible fan females!

PERSON 1:
"Hey, have you heard about Johnny Depp?"
Person 2: Pirates of the carribean made me waant to jump off a bridge and get hit by a bus on the way down.

by Fred Ritzen November 22, 2004

Johnny Depp

A man that you would go gay for. Yeah, you would.

Man1: You know who i could totally go gay for? Johnny Fucking Depp.

Man2: Yeah, well who the fuck wouldn't?

Johnny Depp: Hey.

Both: (womanly scream and giggle)

by CKendallJ February 25, 2010

Johnny Damon

When one shaves ones pubic hair and applies said hair onto onesselfs face through the use of some form of adhesive i.e. masking tape, scotch tape, or semen.

Boone Baker smiled proudly after examening his extensive johnny damon in the mirror.

by Lehla Cohlmia August 14, 2007