Jason Statham

British Actor but not your faggy tea sipping Brit. He's one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world. In fact, he's considered by many to be Chuck Norris successor for the "manliest man in the world" title.

One of the few dudes it's okay for straight men to have a crush on.

if you punch Jason Statham in the face, you will break your hand and dislocate your shoulder.

by BadassDude May 26, 2009

Jason Bourne

Jason Charles Bourne is a fictional character and the protagonist of a series of novels by Robert Ludlum and subsequent film adaptations. He first appeared in the novel The Bourne Identity (1980), which was adapted for television in 1988. The novel was very loosely adapted in 2002 into a feature film under the same name and starred Matt Damon in the lead role.

Jason Bourne has a tormented past, which continues to influence him throughout his lifetime. Jason Bourne is but one of many aliases used by David Webb. Webb is a career foreign service officer and a specialist in Far Eastern affairs. Before the events in The Bourne Identity, Webb had a Thai wife named Dao and two children named Joshua and Alyssa in Phnom Penh, the capital of Cambodia. Webb's wife and two children were inadvertently killed during the Vietnam War when a fighter plane strayed into Cambodia, dropped two bombs and strafed a spot near the Mekong River. However, unknown to Bourne, Joshua survived. Due to Cambodia's neutrality in the war, every nation disclaimed the plane, and, therefore, no one took responsibility for the incident. Having nothing left to live for, Webb went to Saigon and, under the careful guidance of Alex Conklin, ended up training for an elite Top Secret Special Forces unit called Medusa. Within that select organization Webb was known only by his code name, Delta One.

by The Centurion December 30, 2014

Jason

A huge cunt

I hate Jason

by Purplenipsmagee July 30, 2017

Jason

Jason is an annoying person, he usually gets off task in school he throws fits and gets in BIG trouble

Ashlyn: hey London.
Grace: yeah!
Ashlyn: look at Jason he is off task and is throwing EVERYTHING!!!!
Grace: OMG!!!!! IKR

by Ms.patato August 27, 2017

Jason

An extremely gay human being that is in love with penis . He tried to get girls, failed..., so at the moment he tricks boys into going inside his home and does bad stuff to them.

OH MY GOD! That guy has so many dildos ! He must be a Jason .

by kylemorn October 2, 2017

Jason

Jason is a very shy. He has a crush on this girl that he can't possibly get over. Sometimes Jason can be weird until you get to know him.

Jason

by youhsgdi November 20, 2017

Jason

a person who moves from girl to girl & can’t keep a stable girlfriend. He says that he’ll always “be there for you”but it’s just a bunch of bullshit. He’ll leave his real friends who care about him & that will take a bullet for him ,for some people that will constantly backstab him

oh he just lied behind my back he must be a Jason.

by Debbie Nunez February 14, 2018