A sexy, tall, lanky beast that is a ladies man, and has a 12 inch cock in the flaccid state. Don’t let his charming smile and shy personality fool you, he is a demon in the sheets. He WILL put you in a wheelchair for a minimum of 6 months after the tip penetrates you… But it would be TOTALLY WORTH it. If you meet a Jerry, don’t let him go.
Friend #1: How were you paralyzed from the waist down?
Friend #2: I met this sex machine named Jerry working at the bar last night… worth every second and injury!
Friend #1: that’s so hot, I wish I knew a Jerry….
Friend #2: I met this sex machine named Jerry working at the bar last night… worth every second and injury!
Friend #1: that’s so hot, I wish I knew a Jerry….
by AshlyD95 September 8, 2021
Get the Jerrymug. by It is a thing August 19, 2020
Get the Jerrymug. A term used to describe someone who tries something only for it to comically and chaotically blow up in their face because of their own clumsiness.
"He tried to slide down the banister 'like they do in the movies' and now we have to pay a lot of money just so the hospital will fix his leg. Why did I get stuck dealing with Tom without Jerry?"
by Little Dove June 6, 2023
Get the Tom without Jerrymug. A name used to explain a joke, but turns embarrassing very quickly when your friends video tapes it.
Girl: hey wanna heat a joke? Watch!
*Hitting her ass*
“Fuck me jerry!!”
Friend: Hahahaha bitch I recorded that!
*Hitting her ass*
“Fuck me jerry!!”
Friend: Hahahaha bitch I recorded that!
by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019
Get the Jerrymug. A yellow Jerry occurs when someone gets knocked out with one punch and pisses their pants. Can be used in conjunction with past events or past tense, ie: yellow jerried
"Did you see Paul get yellow jerried last night at Jane's party?"
"Jake met yellow Jerry in Walmart after not respecting Laird's social distance."
"Jake met yellow Jerry in Walmart after not respecting Laird's social distance."
by Stushkushnpuss April 5, 2020
Get the yellow jerrymug. A Jerry is the mixture of jizz and ass juice. A Jerry is what you spit out your ass after having buttsex. Usually after a flurrrrp sound, a Jerry will follow. Sometimes can be darker in color and have a pungent odor if you had tacos to eat prior to said buttsex
I man, I gotta go get this Jerry out.
Is that a piece of corn in the Jerry.
You made a huge Jerry as a direct result of putting your penis in my ass.
Is that a piece of corn in the Jerry.
You made a huge Jerry as a direct result of putting your penis in my ass.
by Forfucksssake November 29, 2018
Get the Jerrymug. My girlfriend and I were at the bar and my girlfriend gave me a mushroom jerry and I felt the rumble.
by Wes Futrell November 13, 2020
Get the mushroom jerrymug.