Classic

A word that's used 24/7 by a random person

Oh thats classic as

by Zathhoven099 January 30, 2020

Chi classic

Pussying out of any act, even when you are being peer pressured into it.

Did you see Ben pull the Chi classic when he was asked to a 4 way gang bang between homies

by Thetigerrhino December 16, 2020

Calm Classic

Calm Classic is a term used generally used when referring to something nostalgic of you or someone else's past.

Person 1: Man I remember when we were kids and jumping in leaf piles in the fall.

Person 2: Yeah thats a calm Classic

by Yee yee skee September 30, 2021

guild classic

The act of acting like a sandmonkey doing following day to day activities:
- touching the genitalia of the opposite gender without consent
- secretly sticking your erect Corpus spongiosum up the opening of the rectum to the outside of your homies body
- filming the opposite genders gluteus maximus
- kissing your homies
- being charming
- asking girls if they are as perverted as you are
- non-consetualy touching Femella mammary gland

I am guild classic
I was classical
I am guild

by tiggamigga March 20, 2024

Wimbledon Classic

When one farts in a tennis can over a period of time, saving up the gas to form a deadly release of intestinal toxins to share with whom ever a person reisdes with once that person has passed out/ fallen asleep. Particularly effective with small children who have a tendancy cry as a result of the experience but is nevertheless, hillarious.

I went to Taco Bell for lunch and then I pulled a Wimbledon Classic on my five year old.

by 5tc June 22, 2009

Whillip Classic

The act of shoving a cornetto up the ass of a boy under the age of 12, then proceeding to pull it out and smother it on themselves before anally rupturing the the boy with the cone of the cornetto.

“Yo did you here Nathan got given the Whillip Classic the other day

by Jack Rowlandsons son August 6, 2020

Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick

When someone walks through a door boobytrapped with a bucket of poop above the door.

"watch out Ronnie we gotta make sure Mark doesn't pull the Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick"

by 420M@n360FU February 4, 2024