pocket purchase

a more formal way to say "shoplifting."

Oh, this new IPod? I deboed it... I mean, I got it through pocket purchase.

by KRHimself April 9, 2005

Pocket Browsing

Pocket browsing is the unintentional use of Internet service on a cell phone, usually while the phone is bouncing around in a purse or a hip pocket. Somewhat different that its cousin, the embarrassing but rather innocuous pocket dialing, pocket browsing can be an expensive mistake on cell phone plans that do not include data service.

"I forgot to lock the keypad and discovered I had been pocket browsing for hours."

by Billy Somerville January 14, 2008

Cock pocket

Adjective; crass, obnoxious description of a vigina.

Man that chic had a nice tight little cock pocket.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Pocket-philosopher

Someone who tries to be deep, but just comes off as pretentious, or having no life experience.

Guy 1: "People just are horrible, human beings are pathetic creatures and everyone is garbage. Live life as you please, because you only get one."
Guy 2: "Wow, playing pocket-philosopher today are we? What other common sense covered in sugar are you going to give me next?"

by JuneEagle May 23, 2018

nose pocket

A person who is always in other people's business.

Mary is such a nose pocket she has to know everything that goes on in town.

by DJMJ March 31, 2012

clown pocket

Refering to (generally in a male) an anus that has been widened by constant buggery. Usually a clown pocket belongs to a victim of anal rape. The name comes from the severe wideness of it being likened to that of a clown's pocket.

You got an asshole the size of a clown's pocket.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Cock Pocket

1. A way to describe a condom

2. A way to describe a very sexually active girl - that may be referred to as a slag or slut.

1. Got a cock pocket i could use?

2. I bet she's a right dirty cock pocket. Got some diseases in the lining.

by Dannnnnnnnnn August 1, 2007