What I Am

A song by the band Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians.

It’s a really stupid song, the lyrics don’t even make any sense. The music is okay. But the song is really dumb, if you think about it… they never even had a hit ever since.

What I Am - When I was a kid in the 90’s I remember on FM pop (Adult Contemporary) radio stations they would almost exclusively play this song over and over again, along with “That’s All” by Genesis and “You Gotta Be” by Des’ree.

When my mom drove me to school every morning in her car, they would always play those 3 songs on the radio almost everyday in the 90’s and it was so annoying, you would get sick of hearing ‘em.

by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023

i am

the shortest sentence possiblen't
its actually "no"

him: are you a person
you; i am

by ishu4 April 30, 2023

Little Herobrine I am cumming in your mom.

This is the line Slenderman used in the popular YouTube video "Herobrine Vs. Slenderman: Epic Rap Battles of Cancer" to instantly destroy Herobrine, ending his existence completely.

"Little Herobrine I am cumming in your mom. Call me Saddam Hussein cause I'm dropping rap bombs."

by DUBSTEPUG December 17, 2023

I am Neuropathy

When your too drunk to walk and claim you have neuropathy

Man I fell down the slide because I am neuropathy !!

by Amy is consumed with pineapple July 11, 2025

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

I am a good man

Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.

I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”

And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.

by Bad C dev February 22, 2023

How old am I?

Are you for real that stupid that you dont know how old you are

"How old am I?"

Why the hell are you asking me? I DONT KNOW YOU

by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) September 19, 2022