Homosexuality first came into existence in the 20th century, when Kami's mother had begun looking for a hudband.
John: "oh God, it's Kami's mother. Quick, sodomize me before she realises that we're straight!"
Jack, whilst penetrating John: "Thank God for homosexuality!"
a mental illness involving 2 members of same sex, can be deadly when confronted, people infected with this illness will find extreme suicidal tendencies when confronted/ or denied the act of being gay, avoid at all cost.