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Homework

Legal torture instrument invented by monsters so called teachers. Homework was created purely for these fucking sinister muppets to enjoy looking at kids stress and get sleep deprivation.
Teacher: This week for homework you will need to read 38 chapters of this book, write a book review and essay about it and revise for next lessons test which is tomorrow. These are due in tomorrow. We also have a pop quick tomorrow so don’t forget that either.
Me: Oi why the fuck You gotta be such a fucking pain in the ass and give us this retarded tree killing torture device sir? Isn’t six and a half hours of jail time and torture enough for you evil bastards?
by Jelly-Rol October 15, 2019
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Homeworks

The plural of the variable, countable form of the wordhomework
“Homeworks” is the plural of the variable, countable form of the wordhomework”.
by D’affny September 21, 2022
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Homework

HOMEWORK = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
Kid: I CANT WAIT FOR HOMEWORK!
Billy: do you even know what that means?
Kid: what?
Billy: half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.
Kid: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
by LN11 September 1, 2022
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Homework

A stupid torture device invented by school. Homework is basically 5 extra hours of depression. This is the remnants of school that they decide to leave over so you can wake up feeling dizzy and tired, but still you have to go to school
Hailey: Hey can you help me with homework??
James: Sorry girl but you didn't pay attention
Hailey: I WAS DOZING OFF FROM PREVIOUS HOMEWORK DONE 2 DAYS AGO
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Homework

You go to fucking school for 7 hours. Your fucking evil teacher gives you work to do at home. The teacher doesn't give a fuck about the work she assigned you the next day. A fucking waste of time.
My teacher, satan in disguise, assigned me homework cuz she's evil and wants to waste my fucking time. fml.
by Uroq May 2, 2017
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Homework

1) An after-school assignment, typically used as a method of torture legal in every part of the world.
2) A violation of the 8th amendment
3) The second worst thing the Germans have done. (Yes, Germans introduced modern homework to the U.S., not the Italians)
4) A common way of starting small talk
5) An excuse to go over to a girl's house (and do anything but homework, usually bang)
Person 1: Hey, do you need help with the homework
Person 2: Sure ;)
by AngeryItalianDud December 19, 2021
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Hippie Homework

Hippies who do not like to do homework and say 'ERMMM WHAT THE SIGMA'.
ERMMM what the sigma this Hippie Homework is not Skibidi
by PiggyFace May 21, 2024
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