homework

invented as a punishment at first but soon made into a mandatory unfortunately

Guy 1 during the early 1900's: yo wanna hang out at the ice cream shop?
Guy 2: sorry i cant, i accidentally slapped my teacher's gyat so now i have 5 problems of homework.
Guy 1: Woah, 5 problems? she was tough on u...

by IGotALevel3Gyat February 5, 2024

Homework

Homework has a double meaning. The obvious one, which is school work that is done at home. The not-so-obvious meaning is the acronym. It stands for: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

Sorry, I can't hang out today, I got mountains of homework to do.

by Pialinist July 23, 2024

Homework

A torture device, made with scratchy paper, specifically used for haunting students' nightmares.

Did you see the homework we got today? I won't be sleeping for days.

by Someone_out_there April 19, 2021

shit homework

homework on a shit and stuck in a shit

me:ready to shit, on a homework.
still me: shit homework!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI January 28, 2021

homework thoughts

Similar to shower thoughts, homework thoughts are random ideas that occur when put in a particular state of thinking via a certain condition. A bored student who's supposed to be doing his/her homework has these thoughts after at least 10 minutes of work and a lingering onset of boredom.

"I was doing my homework yesterday, and my foot went numb because I was sitting on it. Then, I realized that people with foot fetishes can do that and then pretend they're playing with someone else's feet!"

"Dude, that's a pretty awesome homework thought."

"Yeah man! Then, I went online to talk about it and procrastinate and realized I had to include the word being defined itself in the example sentences because Urban Dictionary is annoying. homework thoughts"

by JayBlack October 30, 2016

Homework

The definition of hell at home created by this guy.

Horace Mann
The name that comes as the inventor of school is Horace Mann who born in Franklin Massachusetts in 1796. He was a college professor of the subject Latin and Greek, he was also a college president.

He is a fucking idiot.

When you go home from school there is allways Homework that needs to be done.

by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021

Homework

Legal torture instrument invented by monsters so called teachers. Homework was created purely for these fucking sinister muppets to enjoy looking at kids stress and get sleep deprivation.

Teacher: This week for homework you will need to read 38 chapters of this book, write a book review and essay about it and revise for next lessons test which is tomorrow. These are due in tomorrow. We also have a pop quick tomorrow so don’t forget that either.
Me: Oi why the fuck You gotta be such a fucking pain in the ass and give us this retarded tree killing torture device sir? Isn’t six and a half hours of jail time and torture enough for you evil bastards?

by Jelly-Rol October 15, 2019