chlamaged goods

when you have tested positiv for chlamydia and can't have sex

Chrystal: com' on Ron! Let's make sweet sweet luuv!?
Ron: Da'fuck Chrystal! you know I can't! I got chlamaged goods!!

by mr. dripsalot April 25, 2010

Good Vibrations

The phrase "Good Vibrations" has a huge misconception, and people think there's some sort of mystical elements to it. Others think it's completely stupid to say that since they're too stupid to even understand the metaphor. "Good Vibrations" are simply a reference to the brain waves that make you feel good and less anxious. It's a fact that what brain waves are active in our brain effect our mood.

This shit is dope!!! man, I'm just chilling, and these are good vibrations!!!!

by BoomBap247 March 9, 2022

good time

When you yank off the underwear and play Pin the tail on the donkey with each other.

We were planning to have a good time, but the third wheel fucked it up.

by Saint BB September 28, 2020

Burber good

The most fanciest way to conclude a speech/essay at a presentation or a huge rally .

Speaker: I have now come to the end of my presentation, thank you for you time and Burber Good.

Audience all together: Burber Good

Person 1 in audience: Agreed

Person 2 in audience: Ah yes agreed

by Mr Magic Hat August 24, 2022

Patrica Gooding

takes O'Canada way to seriously, like chill, vegan, takes everything way to srysly

whatever you do today, its fine, just don't be a Patrica Gooding

by i speak really only facts June 26, 2023

good drank

Promethazine-codeine cough syrup mixed into a soda, which when consumed produces a sedated, euphoric high.

Good drank, big knots
Good drugs, I put a four on the rocks

by whiteowl33 December 3, 2017

Good omens

(spoilers) Good omens is a series released on prime on 2019 and has 2 seasons. The first season follows Crowley and aziraphale. Aziraphale is an angel in heaven, and Crowley was previously an angel before he sauntered vaguely downwards. In the present day, the couple try to stop armageddon. Basically, Armageddon is the plan of heaven and hell to see which one is better. The two planned to make Adam, the son of Satan, to be neither good or bad. At the end they end up stopping armageddon from happening and the earth from ending. But right before you think the credits would roll aziraphale and crowley leave to get some ice cream (I forgot). As they were about to leave, aziraphale gets kidnapped and while Crowley was chasing after him he gets caught too. Crowley was sent back to hell to serve his punishm and aziraphale gets sent to heaven for the same reason. In hell, Crowley was given the punishment of bathing in holy water. Which, if it wasn't obvious, will kill him instantly. The archangel Michael arrived with a pot (I forgot what it was called) filled with holy water and began to fill the tub. I have no idea how a small pot filled an intire tub with holy water but who knows? Probably some miracle they performed.

While in heaven, Aziraphale was given the punishment of burning alive. One of the demons came in and lit the fire thingy and Aziraphale was ordered to step in. As he stepped into the burning flames he was completely unfazed and even blew fire at the archangel Gabriel, which he dodged. In hell, Crowley was just chilling in the holy water, not giving a shit. It was basically just a regular bath to her. The Duke of hell, Lord Beelzebub was left confused and the archangel Gabriel aswell. They end up letting the two leave and go back to earth. Crowley and aziraphale met up with each other and that's where we find out that the two have actually switched places, which explains how Crowley didn't evaporate in the holy water and how aziraphale didn't burn to death.
Yes, this is an excuse to rant about good omens

by Mjazz_JUSTCALLMEMJ. September 24, 2023