bi-winning

"I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there." - Charlie Sheen
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Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
by MartinSheen March 07, 2011
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bi-winning

To win some times but not all the time. Coined by Charlie Sheen in his recent ABC interview.
"I am not bi-polar, I am bi-winning, I win here, I win there"-Charlie Sheen
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Bi-Winning

To have both of your split personalities WIN simultaneously.
Charlie Sheen, when asked about being bi-polar:

“Wow what does that mean? Wow and then what? What’s the cure? Medicine? make me like them? Not gonna happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?”
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Bi-Winning

Winning here and winning there...now what?
"Bi-polar? How about Bi-winning? I win here and I win there" said Charlie "bayonets" Sheen.
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Bi-Winning

When you win here and you win there. People who win everywhere.
Interviewer : Some people might say you are bi-polar
Charlie Sheen : Im bi-winning... I win here and I win there
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Bi-winning

The state of mind Charlie Sheen is in after being the fastest Person to ever get clean within 24 hours.
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