A mental augmentation characterised by extreme lifestyles on both sides of the spectrum. Patients tend to operate on a single gear or speed: 'Go' and never feel sadness or regret.
Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.
There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.
Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.
Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.
There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.
Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.
'Hey Colonel Gaddafi, you're country is on the brink of civil war and are calling for the blood of you and your family, even you pets!'
CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'
Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.
CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'
Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.
by Ulysses Jones March 25, 2011

What Charlie Sheen is doing.
Charlie Sheen: "I just got fired from my job on two and a half men, got drunk, and beat up a hooker"
Charlie Sheen's therapist: "How do you feel about the reprocusions of your actions?"
Charlie Sheen: "duh, winning."
Charlie Sheen's therapist: "How do you feel about the reprocusions of your actions?"
Charlie Sheen: "duh, winning."
by ipartiedwithcharliesheen March 28, 2011

Charlie Sheen's retort to being asked if he is bipolar. It means to be able to win/be awesome in more than one place simultaneously.
by dEaFTOLiGhT March 26, 2011

A term coined by the manic bi-polar or just geeked up Charlie Sheen after he went all pyschosis following his firing from hit show Two and a Half Men. When a reporter told him "Some of your fans are concerned you might be bi-polar" he responded with "I'm not bi-polar I'm bi-winning!!!!!". Among many other terms he's repeated in his manic state. He also seams to think he has tiger blood and constantly repeats the term "WINNING!". Charlie will crash hard no doubt...
Charlie sheen: "I'm not bi-polar Im bi-winning!!!"
"Dieing's for losers, amateurs!!!"
"I've got tiger blood!"
"I hated that stupid show anyways!!!"
"Dieing's for losers, amateurs!!!"
"I've got tiger blood!"
"I hated that stupid show anyways!!!"
by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 24, 2011

You wouldn't hear about as many female athletes shooting up in the neck in a postseason game. Females live longer because they're chicken shot about taking unnecessary risks with their bodies like that, even if they're chicken shit, they're still alive at 70 something in greater numbers than males are.
Females are no less desperate than males to win at something, they're just more desperate to live to win another day at something, which is why they usually live longer lifespans which is like winning to them.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bipolar.
Charlie Sheen (while smoking): Wow, what does that mean?
Interviewer: I guess, you know, that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen.
I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
Charlie Sheen (while smoking): Wow, what does that mean?
Interviewer: I guess, you know, that you're on two ends of the spectrum.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen.
I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
by The Crimson Win March 25, 2011

by just another random rando July 16, 2021
