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Jersey Farmer

A driver from New Jersey, often seen in Philadelphia and surrounding suburbs, that insists on driving very poorly, and often very slowly. These drivers can frequently be found impeding traffic flow in the city.
A car is traveling down a city street at 10 miles an hour.

Driver behind them: “Get these Jersey Farmers off of the streets!”
by Wine Unenthusiast March 31, 2022
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Farmer

An instagram user that follows everyone then unfollow them after they get a follow back, they do it in order to have lots of followers.
Tyra: girl u kno this girl named h0e101_ like she followed me last night so I followed back then the next day she unfollowed me wtf
Gina: does she have bare followers?
Tyra: yeah
Gina: she's prolly a farmer, unfollow that bitch
by 21$avage's January 22, 2017
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Farmers and Fishermen

Opponents that are particularly untalented (or inexperienced) as a method of diminishing a victory; alluding to highly trained (and well-funded) armies battling countries with armies made up of drafted farmers and fishermen from the countryside; similar to peasants carrying pitchforks.
Winner of a soccer game: Haha but yea man we dominated at that soccer tournament first place baby yeahh!
Downer: ...yeah bro against farmers and fishermen.
by oh this hole sign up thing suc December 3, 2018
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Farmer

Pejorative term for someone who dresses like a (conservative) farmer, especially used for girls. Wearing e.g. turtle neck sweater (+potentially tartan patterned scarf) + bib-and-brace jeans overalls + boots. Conservative clothing style, no cleavage, no short skirt.
M: Girl, you dress like a farmer!
A: Don't you have nothing better to do? Fuck off!
by baddestman January 4, 2020
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Little Farmer

A girl who lives in essex and owns multiple animals it there farmyard and only eats cous cous and cheese sandwiches. Will never admit that she is a farmer though
That person over there is such a little farmer
by Tabby the farmer February 26, 2019
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david farmer

this man has the biggest, thickest,hardest dick you could find on a man. he makes females cream there panties just by looking at them
by Antoine, M June 1, 2019
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Tyler Farmer

He’s someone that is smart but stupid all at the same time. Someone that’s hard to control. Someone not to mess with. He will protect his family and friends to the full extent. He is someone you start to love and can never get over. He is husband material. He is stubborn. He is hardheaded. He is someone you wake up every morning and think of or he is someone u think of every night before bed. He is trustworthy, you could tell him anything and everything and not have to worry who will know after. He is gentle, he will treat u like a Queen, he will show you how a man should treat a woman. He is an amazing person over all but you got to watch them mood swings!!!
by Marlene DHR April 8, 2023
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