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Fake Maine™ 

Maine without puffins is just about as real as Australia.

If you believe you live in Maine but have never seen a puffin, you live in Fake Maine. This is a common misconception because Mr. Mapmaker must have forgotten to include Fake Maine and explain the difference. It's hard to get out of Fake Maine, but you'll know you've done it when you see a puffin.
"You live in Maine? Cool! Have you seen any puffins?"
"Actually, no. Maine has puffins?"
"Sounds like a load of Fake Maine™ to me."
Fake Maine™ by mee-haw January 7, 2020
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fake friend story 

make a private story on snapchat to chat shit about all the people that have done you wrong (fake friends) can use code names or whatever !
want to be added to my fake friend story !

Fake Friend

You think you can count on them, but they will disappoint you not 1 nor 2 nor 3 times but until you realise you're being tricked by them.
"You know Maria? She's a fake friend. She used me and now she's sorry, because she needs me again."
Fake Friend by It’s Lina; March 14, 2020

fakecare 

really cool pinterest page with amazing edits
-what’s your favorite pinterest?

-oh, fakecare is awesome
fakecare by BiTchh$ June 20, 2020

fake culture 

a culture which prefers fake things over the real thing for example, people like fake asses and titties, professional (fake) porn is preferred by many instead of amateur (real) porn, reality (staged scripted drama) TV, people who pretend to be happy but are just depressed.
Bob: Kim K has a nice ass.
Tyler: Kim Kardashian's ass looks fucking awful, you just like fake culture.

fakeedoughnuts 

Fakeedoughnuts is temps bestfriend
Wow fakeedoughnuts is pro
fakeedoughnuts by TempCoolSwag April 4, 2021

Fake vibing 

Marquis McGilbra made this ….. when someone fakes a feeling or aurora around you and you realize later after hanging or communicating with this person
FAKE VIBING is when a women fake vibes with you when you hang out with her and you think everything is good but when y’all leave each other her true colors show
Fake vibing by Marquis 🏀🏀🏀 December 17, 2021