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dude watch

The time of the day when your boss isn't around. You must notify other co-workers of this status. Many things can be done during a dude watch, such as a "red can run," or a 12/12. You should never pass up a good dude watch.
Dale went to Council. There is a dude watch in effect.
by JohnnyPots July 21, 2007
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dude's nudes

A term used for the male gentitalia. Origins: Northern California.
That guy totally flashed me his dude's nudes!
by wienerbeast March 8, 2008
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Dude Train

When a group of 5 or more dudes walk into a party at the same time, causing everyone already in the party to be like wtf
That party was off the hook until like 3 dude trains came in and made it a sausage fest, ruining it completely.

Wtf another dude train, lets get the hell out of here.
by thorogood jenkins February 28, 2009
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Dude, I'm a donkey!

The art of being horselike whilst not being a horse.
"Dude, I'm a donkey!" ("Dude, I'm not a horse, zebra, gazelle, etc.)
by Almer March 5, 2009
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Dude Viewed

1. The realization by a heterosexual man that another man has viewed his online dating profile.

2. The realization by a heterosexual man that another man is checking him out.

Similar: See "chick clicked" for women.
I signed on to Match.com, but so far only 3 people have looked at my profile, and one of them was a guy. Man, I got dude viewed!
by Olivoso December 17, 2009
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Dude Syndrome

When your boyfriend becomes the man he normally is and turns into a boy, guy or dude. This comes at random times of the month. He turns from being the awesome boyfriend to just sucky.

May be similar or related to, but not dictated to male period, or male pre-menstrual syndrome
girl 1: "I think your boyfriend is being sucky right now."
girl 2: "Yeah totally, he's suffering from dude syndrome."
by vysknight December 4, 2010
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dude taxed

The act of inflating a group tab through unwarranted purchases of manly items such as beers, whiskey shots and White Russians.
Hey man WTF is up with this bill? How is our liquor bill more than our dinner?

Yo Bro, you just got dude taxed!!!
by TheRealBMan June 30, 2011
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