The act of being so intoxicated, you are about to pass-out after fucking the fattest ugliest bitch ever, twice, because you consumed mass amounts of alcohol vis your anal cavity.
by petemikeaaron January 02, 2009
Another word for trailer park, deriving from 'Junk Yard.' It implies that those who live in trailer parks are drunks or white trash.
by Dumpology August 18, 2010
A party at which the guests divide into teams and accumulate points based BOTH on how many games/activities they can win AND how much alcohol they consume. Yes it's liquid. Yes it's yellow. So what?
Lisa is hosting the Drunk Olympics at her house this year. The Blue team will best the Red team again because we are smarter and can drink more.
by Scavenger Hunt July 25, 2008
When one inserts an alcohol drenched tampon into their anus or vaginal cavity in order to induce prompt intoxication.
by Tichael Mapp January 07, 2011
When one reaches the state of black out drunk and they lose their mobile device (usually an iphone.) This usually happens while on the transit back home.
Me: "Hey man did you get home ok last night? You weren't looking so good after those two bottles of whiskey we polished off."
Elliott: "Fuck man I don't remember anything, and I lost my iphone...again! I'm such a dumb ass, that's two times in the last month!"
Me: "Yeah you definitely got iphone drunk last night, that's for sure!"
Elliott: "Fuck man I don't remember anything, and I lost my iphone...again! I'm such a dumb ass, that's two times in the last month!"
Me: "Yeah you definitely got iphone drunk last night, that's for sure!"
by pobcat June 22, 2012
That "buzz" feeling you get after continuous hours of study. It involves no alcohol yet you feel drunk. You may find yourself slurring over words by either talking to fast or trying to cram too many creative words into a single sentence.
After Peter finished his 2,000 word essay, his speech was scrambled due to absorbing to much information.
Peter: Ooooomg that was one extensively long anti procrastinatory operation I just executted in one fortieth of a fortnight; my rambunctiousness iss sureely exponentially increassing due to my compromisable nature. Glivin!
Sarah: Peter are you intellectually drunk again?
Peter: Positive.
Peter: Ooooomg that was one extensively long anti procrastinatory operation I just executted in one fortieth of a fortnight; my rambunctiousness iss sureely exponentially increassing due to my compromisable nature. Glivin!
Sarah: Peter are you intellectually drunk again?
Peter: Positive.
by Goondued November 09, 2011
Working out while drunk often spontaneously or as a challenge at a bar or party. Derived from drunk push-ups.
by Fluff210 January 04, 2011