high on drunk

What you ask someone after they have done something foolish, retarded, or just plain stupid.

The word was coined by Dylan Mondragon after his friend tried to ollie over a table and landed on their face.
Dude 1: Dude..... I just shot myself in the foot with a BB gun....
Dude 2: WHAT THE HELL? WERE YOU HIGH ON DRUNK?
by Forgot my Name again June 02, 2009
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iphone drunk

When one reaches the state of black out drunk and they lose their mobile device (usually an iphone.) This usually happens while on the transit back home.
Me: "Hey man did you get home ok last night? You weren't looking so good after those two bottles of whiskey we polished off."

Elliott: "Fuck man I don't remember anything, and I lost my iphone...again! I'm such a dumb ass, that's two times in the last month!"

Me: "Yeah you definitely got iphone drunk last night, that's for sure!"
by pobcat June 22, 2012
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intellectually drunk

That "buzz" feeling you get after continuous hours of study. It involves no alcohol yet you feel drunk. You may find yourself slurring over words by either talking to fast or trying to cram too many creative words into a single sentence.
After Peter finished his 2,000 word essay, his speech was scrambled due to absorbing to much information.

Peter: Ooooomg that was one extensively long anti procrastinatory operation I just executted in one fortieth of a fortnight; my rambunctiousness iss sureely exponentially increassing due to my compromisable nature. Glivin!

Sarah: Peter are you intellectually drunk again?

Peter: Positive.
by Goondued November 09, 2011
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drunk-ups

Working out while drunk often spontaneously or as a challenge at a bar or party. Derived from drunk push-ups.
Shane bet a free drink that Nan couldn't do 30 drunk-ups while at the pub.
by Fluff210 January 04, 2011
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drunk-ups

hiccups induced by alcohol and being drunk
"Man you drank a bottle of Bacardi and you're hiccuping hella bad, you got the drunk-ups!"
by Ericaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 27, 2007
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Drunk Olympics

A party at which the guests divide into teams and accumulate points based BOTH on how many games/activities they can win AND how much alcohol they consume. Yes it's liquid. Yes it's yellow. So what?
Lisa is hosting the Drunk Olympics at her house this year. The Blue team will best the Red team again because we are smarter and can drink more.
by Scavenger Hunt July 25, 2008
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Drunk Diaper

When one inserts an alcohol drenched tampon into their anus or vaginal cavity in order to induce prompt intoxication.
Bro, I am rolling 3 drunk diapers deep right now. Yeah bro...
by Tichael Mapp January 07, 2011
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