Carmichael Dave

When you're fucking a chick in the ass and right before you cum she looks back at you with fangled ass teeth. You then realize that this is no chick, but a man! After completion, the man continues to call you non-stop, asking ridiculously long questions.

Guy #1: Yo dude, I was fucking this chick last night!
Guy #2: Oh, Yea?
Guy #1: Yea, turns out it was Carmichael Dave. Now I'm going over on my anytime minutes...

by Street Pirates August 29, 2012

Danger Dave

A ginger who has proven his ability in every aspect of danger. Usually has a strange addiction to souls and will jump over a fiery pit of hell sharks to get them.

that Dave is so dangerous, that Dave is so Dangerous, that Dave is a bad Dave. I've seen his type before, and he is Danger Dave.

by Bread Master November 12, 2013

farmer dave

A guy that has good intentions but is always caught chasing and playing with management. Tries to be discreet but always seen by a co-worker.....

There goes farmer Dave with the mgmt team....oh is he holding his notebook?? Lol

by Johnnyjinx December 6, 2016

Dave

the "butch" partner in a lesbian relationship

"who do you think is the dave?"

by larist January 18, 2009

syrius daven younker

A single dark child that is born unto a poor struggling family. While awaiting the end of time this child grows through the years. His lifes dream: To be the cause of much misforturne, pain, and suffering for all who do not listen to ICP!!!

Son of CLY and SLY.

by Chris Younker December 6, 2003

Dirty Dave

When a female is giving a male a blow-job and she throws up in his urethra. The male then masturbates on the the womans face giving her a mix of cum and throw up facial

Dude, how was brittany last night?

Not job man she gave me a dirty dave.

OMG thats disgusting!

by BIGNICK26 February 22, 2011

Dave

(noun) the act of making a horrible joke

Yo that joke was so bad, you just pulled a Dave!

by husky5592 April 28, 2011