post traumatic test disorder

The crappy feeling you experience when you realize you bombed the test

Dakota: Dude, you look like like crap! What's wrong?
Kenny: I didn't study for the science test and I know I did bad!
Dakota: you must be suffering from post traumatic test disorder

by Joshthefish December 2, 2013

Forest Gump Disorder

Forest Gump disorder is condition that one goings into after being left by there sexual partner.

Forest Gump disorder is a condition in which a newly found single individual feels the need to continuously work on the cardiovascular exercises I.e running/ jogging.
This condition predominantly has it's effects on males but females can also be a victim of this disorder.

Kofi : why am I always seeing that boy yaw on the treadmill now a days?

Mensah: I am not to sure youno I think he broke up with he's girl

Kofi: oh oh yeah that makes sense he got that "Forest Gump Disorder"

by Kwame the poet June 7, 2014

Post-glastonbury stress disorder.

You have come back from Glastonbury, you walk through the door and sit down, nothing you thought was real is. At 9pm you leave your desk job and all you can hear is the thumping sound of the Pyramid in your head, you go to your local night club and all you can think is how much better shangri-la is. Your friends who all went to V-fest or Wireless say they understand how you feel, and why you always look so sad, they dont. They dont know what its like to get 2 hours sleep a night, in the fields of Somerset, with nothing but a fiver tent and ten crates of cider. Eventually you lose sight of everything, all the dates that matter in your life are when the tickets go on sale. You eventually have to get counselling, with the counsellor wandering why you keep on saying Michael Eavis under your breath. Soon you live in the stone circle, no amount of police force can prise you out, the fields of Pilton Farm are your sanctuary. For the remainder of your days you change your name officially to Glastonbury and wait for the sacred date: where you can do acid at 5am and no one cares. Having PGSD is a sad, sad life.

Jack: Have you seen how sad Jim looks lately?

Tony: Yeah I know! I think he just came back from this hippie-fest in Somerset and has Post-Glastonbury stress disorder.

by william reid July 20, 2015

jenner-identity disorder

Formerly termed gender-identity disorder before the Bruce-to-Caitlyn transition.

This man has jenner-identity disorder; he feels like a woman trapped in a man's body.

by Wizard-of-Odds March 2, 2016

jenner identity disorder

Preferred to the hyphenated jenner-identity disorder for completed cases of male-to-female transition; the extraneous piece of punctuation should be correspondingly "cut" .

Bruce had jenner-identity disorder; Caitlyn has jenner identity disorder.

by Wizard-of-Odds March 2, 2016

Terminal poop disorder

It's when you poop a lot and it's terminal.

Jamie: "i have been pooping 1-3 times a day for the past several weeks"
Chris: "my god! you might have terminal poop disorder"

by mellamoluke July 23, 2016

Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession

I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.

by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016