The Dirty Lenny

The sexual act of combining the shocker with cunnilingus. Make sure your hands are clean and your fingernails are trimmed because if you want to be doing it right you'd better have excellent personal hygiene. This position works best while prone, make sure you are giving consistent g spot pressure and are breathing through your nose. This is the supreme way of treating your partner with foreplay.

Dave: Doing anything special with your wife for Valentine's day?
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.

by The Dirty Lenny March 15, 2021

Dirty Merchant

A person who gets so drunk and passes out, that the next day you can tell them that they blew you and they will believe you.

Cole says: "Hey Alex, you blew me last night."

Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"

Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"

by Ihaspotpaiz January 25, 2016

Dirty sol

When you stare your friend’s dates and break their kneecaps just so they can suck your dick while their foot is up your ass.

Sacha I swear I am going to give that man a dirty sol

by Ur1QPlusOne May 4, 2020

Dirty Denis

When you get into a fight with someone, then the person you fought starts to set you on fire, realises that that’s not the best idea. So the train a pony to bite of you wiener.

You know Harry I did a Dirty Denis on him

by Dr toaster June 8, 2020

Dirty Aislinn

Even though she may be a genuine person and is always expressing her feelings, she fails to mention her freaky side. She can go down whenever and no one knows (it’s basically a secret talent)

My best friend is a Dirty Aislinn

by northwesteastsouthwest April 12, 2020

Dirty Garth

A woman/man/other with a massively untamed bush approaches. You proceed to douse dat bush with honey. It is now conditioned. Beginning to comb the bush with your teeth, you indulge a little. You and your tongue begin to buzz, much like a bee. The trimming ensues. Only a true Dirty Garth can produce a perfectly sculpted Garden of Eden with the tenacious gnashing of his teeth alone. This process doubles as a dental hygiene session. Just before she cums, you shove 3 live bees up her asshole.

Girl 1: Wow, where did you get your pubes done?! They look fabulous.
Girl 2: This mystifying man from the pub last night, he gave me the dirtiest Dirty Garth I've ever had!

Girl 1: Amazing...Truely.

by TheFlattyLord April 23, 2022

Dirty Shaymus

A Dirty Shaymus is when you put your bong into someones asshole and light a bowl while the recipient sucks in with their ass. After the bowl is finished the recipient farts out the smoke and the person who lit the bowl sucks the air out of the asshole.

"I gave James a Dirty Shaymus the other night. I got fucking baked!"

by lunydusterman November 24, 2020