a boy who doesn’t know how to shoot, hunt, fish, never been on a bull or bronc, never been muddin, and only has one pair of boots, and they usually have some form of an american flag on them. He usually listens to rap but when he wants to be country he’ll put on some morgan wallen or luke combs, maybe some alan jackson if he’s more educated. He doesn’t know what hey dudes are, never heard of ariat or hooey or justin, and he probably has a straw hat from tractor supply and sits in his room all day playing video games.
“yo have you seen that new fake country boy, aiden?”
“yeah he checks off about everything on the list”
“yeah he checks off about everything on the list”
by no more bullshit December 05, 2020
(n.) A good ole' boy from a rural town that is set in his ways and is sure his way is the right way. Usually these boys travel in packs of three or four and live even farther up into the hills than the town they live near already is.
by Space-n-ater October 05, 2005
This is the kind of couple that has that y’all and southern drawl. This couple can have conversations off of country song quotes and porch sittin’.
by Kayley’s Enemy August 07, 2019
Country Rap Tunes is a genre of Hip-Hop that is derivative of the Hip Hop sound from the East Coast and the Gangsta music from the West Coast. The genre is a combination of live instruments, Soul, Gospel, Church influence and is typically a bit slower, usually the lyrical content has a deep meaning to make up for the lack of rhyme patterns. The sound was originated in Port Arthur, TX. It was pioneered and popularized by the late Pimp C of UGK.
by Texas Takeover YT October 12, 2021
A genre of music where people talk about tractor shit and ghetto music, let's go farm with my baby, and drink a beer, everyone hates my music its country but I love
Please turn off that country music garbaduu, it makes my ears bleed, pop and hip hop is better, so please stop dude, I wanna have some good music not country
by Kyle10293 September 14, 2019
Typically referred as a "Poor woman's vibrator" it is usually a Piece of Farm crop or equipment, Typically Corn on the cob for the rough texture or a cucumber/banana if it has not been eaten. Younger rural women prefer it due to the fact that most men are arrogant in that area/undesirable to them. If they have free time on the farm, they will go to a part of the field take a cob and pleasure themselves with it, Then dispose of it when going home or keep it for on the road.
"Due to the lack of desirable men near her and being so far away from the suburbs she went out to the field grabbed a country girls vibrator and went to town"
by The_Criminal66 August 21, 2017
A wannabe country boi buys there pecan pie from Walmart likes the Tennessee volunteers and wears vineyard vines shirts also act like there from the south but from like Canada listen to songs about riding tractors in Dixie land and a guy with a shirt and a guy who told a girl to keep her hotel key
by Bigpapajohn4real November 22, 2018