Clown-o-sexual

The unnatural attraction or fetish of clowns; may just be an unhealthy obsession

Her: can we go to the circus to see the clowns?!
Him: damn why u such a clown-o-sexual

by Bootyeater123 October 1, 2016

Snail Clown

This is a derogatory term usually referring to individuals who are ; dumb, lame, slow, fat, slimey, gay, jewish, black, ugly, goonish, grimey, smelly, scrawny, weak, and just down right uncool.

This term is also synonymous with the term dehoff

Guy 1: "dude that snail clown's trying to piss me off again"
Guy 2: " oh you talkin about ole dehoff.. yeah dude that's all he does is piss people off.
Guy 1: " yeah he's a snail clown to the death

by Rambo The Boss August 10, 2010

The clown that hides from gay people

A funny thing in middle school where someone would ask you if you have seen the clown that's hides from.. You know. Gay People. And if you say no... Well.. your gay then.

Jack: Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?

John: yes

Jack: ok

by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022

Duke the Brown Clown

To take a dump. To deficate.

Goddammit guys, sorry I'm late. I had to go duke the brown clown.

by HawtSauce October 12, 2006

clown pocket

Refering to (generally in a male) an anus that has been widened by constant buggery. Usually a clown pocket belongs to a victim of anal rape. The name comes from the severe wideness of it being likened to that of a clown's pocket.

You got an asshole the size of a clown's pocket.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

brown clown

To excrete feces onto another person's nose. Sometimes a strange fetish act. If the defecator has liqueous feces, the act is called chunky soup.

I popped a nugget right on Tammy's nose, it was quite an exquisite brown clown.

by P. Lucho August 9, 2004

no-talent ass clown

Matt Haughey

That no-talent ass clown's website has been nominated for best stupid annoying place to post stupid annoying things of the year again!

by quonsar May 5, 2003