late night closet freak

A lady who decides to be prude on the streets but when late night come, oh watch yo' bad self.

Good thing your parents don't know she's a late night closet freak.

by Mlewis February 15, 2008

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the evil monkey in my closet

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the evil monkey moved out cause my babi sis was messing with him too much. hehehe. then another moved in. then he moved out again. and then once again another moved it.

by monkeez rulez!!! November 29, 2003

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Dangerino neighborino, I’m coming out of the closet

O dang

Dangerino neighborino, I’m coming out of the closet. I hope you feel better dude.

by Mutunuzzz January 22, 2019

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closeted shirt

Someone who is a definitely hiding their "interests" but they kinda belong there.

"Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"

by Flu flu without a clu clue October 31, 2023

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In the closet

Happy and very cool

Whoa, that guys in the closet!
Look how gay (happy) he is

by WhoaJobama1234 May 19, 2021

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Closet Tosser

(noun) Someone who masturbates (i.e has a "toss") but never admits to it (either because they think it's disgusting or otherwise). Girls make up the majority of secret tossers.

Frank: Oy Jenny, do you masturbate?

Jenny: No! That's disgusting!

Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!

by J. Bloom May 13, 2014

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