closeified

to connect; get close

Weston, Sam, and Aimee closeified the night they thought they were going to die.

by WeSaCam October 2, 2010

Close The Hand

An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.

"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."

by PopeMichael May 11, 2011

clogbogger

1.A person (female) who often clogs the toilet them blames it on someone else
2.Someone that calls names when they don't know what it means such as: idiot, douche bag

Wow what a clogbogger no wonder why she doesn't have friends.

Dude that guy is such a clogbogger is funny!

by Sasha Pringam June 10, 2011

Close Sitter

A close sitter is somebody who sits near you on a form of public transport, normally unintentionally.

if you are sitting on a bus, and no one else is on the bus, the driver stops to pick one person up and they have the entire bus to choose a seat yet they decide to pick the seat DIRECTLY behind you thus the term close sitter.

by Badlybornboy July 20, 2012

Clog Ninja

Anyone who can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a a sound.

Clog Ninja = Effeminate Males.

by djsmakywas March 9, 2012

closebox

To close a window or a browser tab by clicking on the button to close it, in most cases a box-shaped button with an 'x' at the right corner of the window or tab.

This story was brainless, so I closeboxed it and read a better one.

by Abdul Hazred August 26, 2013

Clags

A nickname for genital herpes.
Can be said as "clags" or "the clag"

We've got clags!

Jon: "Hey Tom, did Mary give you clags when you banged that one time?"
Tom: "Did Mary give me what?"
Jon: " You know, the clag? Herpes man."
Tom: "Why do they call it the clag?"
Jon: "Because it sticks with you the rest of your life."
Tom: "I guess I've got clags then"

by willdawonka September 3, 2013