Harry cry

The Harry cry is the most tear jerking, gut wrenching, earth crumbling sob sessions one can ever have, completed by crying and listening to Harry Styles simultaneously.

The Harry Styles songs are usually pretty emotional, as to induce and sustain the tear flow. Additionally, Harry cries can be done in playlist form as to control the severity of the cry, depending on what the Harry cryer is looking for. This is also done so that each song adds different values to the cry and takes away emotional stability from the listener.

Person 1: I just had the most brutal Harry Cry last night. It was so refreshing.

Person 2: who hurt you

by Brussel sprout enthusiast April 7, 2023

Jake would cry

This is used by the boating community to describe a shallow flat or any shallow body of water being used for vessel travel under motorized propulsion.

Crap man jake would cry it’s so shallow

Dang jake would cry if he saw how shallow it is

by Womack April 24, 2023

Crying

Water bending

Person 1. Are you crying?
Person 2. No, I'm just water bending

by Mysterious_H February 2, 2023

baby's crying

having a scream that is over 60 decibels like the orgasm a mother makes when having a child.

The baby's crying every time we go to bed.

by Coop Dupe June 6, 2018

breakup crying

The kind you hear through your apartment walls; usually lasting 3+ hours, interspersed with nose blowing, an angry screech, and possibly sappy movies.

Visitor: "What is that awful noise?"
You: "Oh that's my neighbor's breakup crying. She'll be done in a few days."

by DiamondDahl October 14, 2011

Cry nap

Taking a nap after crying

I just got a whooping from my mom I’m about to take a cry nap

by Mysterious 😏 June 1, 2022

Crying Gator

Crying Gaor is a fake display of sadness or remorse.

Derived from an ancient anecdote that a crying gator will weep to lure in its prey into its jaws ...

When a Crying Gator spends enough time out of the water, their eyes dry out so they weep to keep them lubricated.

by WiseCookie September 13, 2020