L Basket

An individual so devoid of personality, fun, or joy that they feel the need to shit on everyones funtime.

A basement dwelling mommies boy, girl, ze, zir, zim, (whatever youre into) who strokes themselves harder than MJ ballin. This is due to there misplaced belief that they are superior in everyway to you and I.

L baskets are angry, sad, lonely and often lash out at anything fun in order to feel better about themselves.

L Basket: Videogames hahaha so cool so fun!

Yo relax there L Basket keep being sad and alone. Let that lonely DNA spew into those lonely hands of yours. Hold them L's

by Distortus Dongasaurus April 13, 2023

basket-making

Euphemism for intercourse.

I'll meeting you later tonight for basket-making.

by seewhaticoulddotohim April 18, 2023

That's Going Straight In My Basket

An Act to pick up something that is necessary, using a funny term in the process

John: Oh look, some Carling! "That's Going Straight In My Basket!"

by twotowers202020 April 28, 2023

cookie basket

Similar to when a girl is reverse cowgirl however she’s in the position of a cannon ball by holding her ankles. So therefore she is getting her cookie basket stuffed.

Jessica didn’t look too flexible but she could still get into the cookie basket.

by DanielleWhittier April 29, 2023

Basket slap day

On Halloween you can hit anyone With your candy basket and not get in trouble.

Basket slap day is when you can Slap your brother with your candy basket and not get in trouble

by Spiderboy18 October 18, 2019

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running (as a collective). No individuals. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020