sex barter system

The sex beater system is a replacement for standard currency, instead using sex in exchange for goods and services. How much each person's sex is worth would be determined by a sex grade level (or overall sexiness). Different values and forms (frontal, oral, anal or nasal) would be the equivalent of cents and dollars.

I support the usage of the sex barter system instead of paper currency.

by 91169 September 14, 2016

Clara Bartlett

Funny, cute, smart, and an amazing person in general. If you have a chance with her, you may be the most lucky person in this world. It doesn't matter whether you are a friend, crush, or even acquaintance. Long story short, be happy you even know her.

"Clara Bartlett's an amazing person"

by A PINEMAN December 19, 2018

Cletus Bartholomew

Cletus Bartholomew is one of the many Cletus variants. He is second best below Cletus Kasady. He is thoughtful and diligent and loves being goofy. If you go outside on a full moon at 3:33 am and shout “Cletus” he will appear floating down from the sky and will land in front of you. He grants you one wish before dancing away, bare foot. He is one of the more kind Cletus’ and will always look out for you.

“Praise Cletus Bartholomew”

by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022

bartolo

this word usually comes from mexico.
it means Dumfuck

you are such a bartolo

by juan jose ayala October 6, 2008

Barth

A nasty slob ass co-worker
that pisses any where and acts like a cake ass nigga (A pussy).

Ryan is such a Barth, he pisses in the water building e-room.

by Big Daddy Diesel January 25, 2008

Barton

(1) That guy in the meeting that try's to hork the conversation to start addressing his own issues, and not the issues being discussed in the meeting in the first place.

(2) That guy you don't want to name your newborn kid after!

(3) "Don't look the Barton in the eye, don't feed the Barton, don't entice the Barton with gifts..."

(1) /Mgr 1 to Mgr 2/ So the SLA report shows that the data center seemed to be operating within specifications, except for that one thing.
/Mgr 2 to Mgr 1/ That was accepted by the tea....

/the Barton/ Well that doesn't answer why *his problem* is still out there? Why haven't we worked on *his problem*?

(2) /random email/ Hey, it's a boy!

/reply to random email/ Congrats! Name him Barton!
/multi-replies to random email/ No way man! Don't look the Barton in the eye!

by jarDawg1989 November 10, 2011

Barts

Big Ass Round Titties

Hey Marcos, that girls has Barts, Big ass round titties

by Bust a move December 22, 2007