tumblr face

A self-absorbed attempt to desperately redesign a character - generally through the face - and whore the result out for attention, comfort of one's inadequacies, and/or faux-progressive ideals on tumblr.

Signs may include rounded features, excess fat, gigantic and reddened noses, sexual ambiguities, problem glasses, hipster clothing, vague ethnicity, plain ("realistic") features, and otherwise corrupting the intent of the original creator.

"Holy shit, Sailor Moon was never this fat or ugly. What a terrible tumblr face."

by ohlooktumblragain July 3, 2016

scrot face

Used to describe wrinkley bald men. Anyone with a bald head and a wrinkley forhead can be described as a scrot face.

Fuck me that guy is a real scrot face!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Shit Faced

being totaly smashed out of your mind

yesterday i went to a party and go so shit faced i striped

by Zo0_Kepper April 5, 2004

cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.

I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.

by Etch July 20, 2006

2-Faced

a person who is a backstabber, a person who talks about people behind ther back and then turns right around and is there friend, etc.

Sarah: Janae was talking about you just a second ago.
Lisa: But I thought she was my friend.
Sarah: Yea, she is really 2-Faced.

by i hate 2faced ppl April 14, 2006

Face Push

To place your open palm on someone faces and push there head in a violent manner. One of the most demeaning things you can do to someone at any time.

Rob was a stupid fat ass so I face pushed him.

by puddin rob August 28, 2006

Face of Boe

(warning Doctor Who fans, SPOILERS!) Formerly Captain Jack Harkness, he was a companion of the Doctor (Doctor Who). After a long battle with the Daleks on Satellite Five, he was killed and then brought back to life by another companion, Rose Tyler. Since then, he could not die. He lived a long, and (relatively) happy life, until he died saving New New York on New Earth.

Captain Jack Harkness: I remember when people used to call me "The Face of Boe"

by Tanu Jones July 28, 2011