al dente tampon

The al dente tampon is the action of removing such cotton finger from a lady while she’s on her “red week” you make a wish then throw it at the wall. If it sticks the wish shall come true
Dude how did you get that job?

My lady told me I should try the Al dente tampon and it worked
by dwilbs7 May 19, 2022
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WEK Al-Khail

I gay school which caters for people who have a large variety of disabilities as well as sexualities.
You go to WEK Al-Khail?

you must be a piece of shit
by Wek student ray October 07, 2019
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Razan Al-Najar

a brave woman who was killed by an Israeli soldier while she tried to help the wounded, she deserves justice
"who is Razan Al-Najar?"
"A queen!"
by FREE_PALESTINE August 04, 2021
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johnny al-knoxville

Idiot ISIS terrorist who pissed off a Russian jet, Thought it was falling apart but was dropping bombs, and he ran away like a pussy. He drives a black Toyota pick-up truck with his grandpa's heirloom gun in the back. Currently M.I.A./ K.I.A.
"Johnny Al-Knoxville, if we survive I am shoving that gun up your ass"
by Awesomedrperky December 27, 2016
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al gore invented

A useful phrase for comment boards to encompass whatever is being discussed.
"Someone got stabbed over a chicken sandwich."

"Al Gore invented chicken sandwiches."
by Carlton G. Long November 14, 2019
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big gay al

a gay character from south park colorado who loves boy scouts cares for animals and doesnt molest children just cause hes gay
by hagdskld November 12, 2006
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Weird Al Spankovich

Euphemistic. Same as 'Shake Hands with Tommy Tank' or 'Making Love to Madame Palm and Her Five Lovely Daughters' or even 'I'm Going to do a Barclays'
SON: Don't come in Mum, I'm trying to meet Weird Al Spankovich.

MUM: Are you fucking wanking in that bathroom again?

SON: Maybe. (Ughhhhhgggh.)

MUM: Well hurry the fuck up, I need to shit as well and your Dad's downstairs fucking your sister in the other toilet.

SON: What?

MUM: What?
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish February 17, 2009
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