august 3

idk some bitch fionna was born

“do you know some bitch fionna was born august 3rd?”

by shawtyshortygangvibes October 23, 2019

Agus

A man known as a young sneaker head. Likes to rip bongs while Asian squatting. Known as a hero to most.

“Im going to squat to smoke this billy”. “Man don’t be such an agus!”

by Flubba June 5, 2018

August 20

August 20, also known as national pussy day, is a day for everybody to get some hoes .

friend: aye bro, i need some cooch! my balls need that good-good!

me: aye bro don’t worry it’s august 20, national pussy day! you can fuck every hoe on the block!

by Ogjeffl1t October 16, 2019

August

That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody under the table.

Who's that guy in the back of the bar drinking from a stein? Oh, that's August! Speaking of him, that makes me feel like drinking. Let's tilt another down!

by G-Stein May 20, 2007

August 2nd

August 2nd is just a regular ass day

Pete: yo bro what day is it?
Luke: august 2nd
Pete: oh okay thanks

by Ian MFFFFFFFF August 1, 2021

17 August

The 17 august is the day when all the hoes are born! IT is also the national Hoe day where every girl can be AS hoe they want

Boy: do you know what day IT is?
Alice: No?
Boy: It is the 17 august and the national Hoe day!!
Alice: is IT? Then meet me at my place

by Lgl November 3, 2019

August 31

SMACK ASS DAY BITCH!!! Hide your ass because it’s time!

People who can play
Aaron
Abby
Ashley
Bennie

Bonny
Betty
Catherine

Carter
Chris
Emma
Emmet
Emily
Fernando

Franky
Flory

Heather
Issac
Jake
Jesse
Jacky
Kaylee
Matthew
Noah
Rusty
Sarah
Samuel

Sierra
Tristan

On august 31 If your name is not on the list, you may not participate. But beware, and hide your ass.

by Thatdumbbitchfromyour4thperiod October 13, 2019