Tit Thursday

Generically named for the first day of the year where the weather is good enough for light tops on girls, but still contains the odd gusty wind which can take nipples by surprise causing unexpected nippilus errectus to the enjoyment of men everywhere.
Happy Tit Thursday Anton. To think, on Monday this week was looking so bleak!
by mobri April 13, 2011
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whoofer tit

A slightly recessed breast with a large nipple. It resembles the speaker cone of a large speaker.
I had no idea she was stuffing, but when we got back to her place her double D's turned into a couple of whoofer tits.
by lumberjackoff October 30, 2010
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Netflix and tits

Amendment of the “chill” part—ideal for anyone not willing to go past second base in the dating world.
Are you two gonna hook up?

Nah, probably just Netflix and tits. She’s not DTF yet.
by Bitterfleur November 11, 2018
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tit suckler

Michael Lewis Speck.

A grown boy who still suckles at his mom's tit.

A grown male who doesn't realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apron strings.

A boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy.

A boy who hits women.

A boy who tries to steal a child from his mom so he can give said child to the grandmother as a reward for agreeing to still suckle.
A grown male who still does what his mom says to do is a tit suckler.
by MaxMadMom December 2, 2015
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Bitch With Tits

A stupid bitch who has big tits so u wanna smash but shes too dumb to realize you have a massive penis. She has the intelligence of a dead ant. But those knockers
by Slimp Oli May 31, 2018
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Tortilla Tits

When a chicks tits are as flat as tortillas.
Guy 1: She has no chest dude.
Guy 2: Either she is a guy or she has tortilla tits.
by The Chaingang February 26, 2010
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muscle tits

A male weightlifter or bodybuilder whose oversized pectorals, a symbol of strength, dominate his general physique and become the focal attention so much that it becomes lewd. Often accompanied by large nipples that thrust out when bare, or poke out when in a shirt. Often used for ridicule or muscle humiliation scenes.
"Hey muscle tits, wanna bench that 300 5 times more?"
by Manhooters62 March 1, 2014
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