Ass Potatoes

Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."

I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!

by Paul Hate May 22, 2011

funeral potatoes

A casserole consisting of shredded cheese onions frozen potatoes and other ingredients .Served at lunches after funerals and holidays.

My mom used to make the best funeral potatoes, The relief society had her number on speed dial

by lcthatch November 7, 2014

Clunge potato

A man who, instead of going out with his friends, will simply choose to stay home with his girlfriend all day.

Thus simulating the laziness and buzzkill of your average couch potato, but for different reasons.

Is Jonny comin' out tonight man?

Na he's bein' a clunge potato, as per.

by derpa1234 April 1, 2011

pothead potato

That one friend that doesn't get the inside jokes

You wouldn't get it, you're a pothead potato!

by Crazyhyenaowo February 28, 2017

Hot potato

A female who gets passed around. She gets passed around so many times that nobody wants her.

A homie hopper.

"Man have y'all seen LaLa she's so bad!"

"Naw man stay away from her; she's a hot potato! She smashed the homie and the homies homie and the homies cousins homie."

by MsLaLaLopez January 8, 2016

Potato Girl

One who's devotion for potatoes knows no bounds. She wakes up every morning, struggling to get through the day. But that potato is always there to comfort her. Potatoes provide comfort and stability for Potato Girl. Without potatoes...what is she? Just a girl...not knowing the true meaning of life.

That girl Gemma is such a Potato Girl.

Who's that independent and driven person? She must a Potato Girl .

by Sasha-Braus April 20, 2020

fried potato

A potato that got physical abuse from an obese chef and they fry the potato.

I see a fried potato.

by Potatows December 2, 2016