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GRAPE

THE GRAPE IS FUCKING AMAZING AND THE GRAPE IS LIKE LSD AND THE BEST IS THAT IT'S LEGAL
by grossepenis February 19, 2020
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Graped

Groped and raped at the same time.
I went to the shop and the shop keeper graped me.
by anonymous August 26, 2021
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Philly Grape Salad

A traditional Philly Cheese Stake deconstructed and placed into a bowl with grapes added. Sometimes cheese wiz is added. Almost always enjoyed with a water ice.
Jawn #1: Yuuuuuuuur

Jawn #2: Yo you got my Philly Grape Salad?
Jawn#1: You know I do! Wit Wiz too!
by Leo the Philly God August 6, 2025
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Grape Jam

Francis W. Parker's Advanced Choral Ensemble, more infamously known as Grape Jam, is an audition-based choir for students with separation anxiety, a superiority complex, and worst of all, Theater Kids. Originated by Barbara "Sunnie" Hikawa and named after her favorite color, this group is known for singing at high profile events, notably the entrance to numerous stores on Michigan Avenue, a random open house for incoming Parker Freshman and Food Fest. Do you know what Food Fest is? Me neither.

Some memorable stars of Grape Jam is Headphones Guy (who sung a bass solo in Dear Evan Hansen's You Will Be Found,) Beatboxing Guy (who played two African American characters in a row during School Musicals,) and up and coming Chicago Artist, Benji the Machine.

They are known for their rigorous audition process, including drinking a glass smoothie, programming perfect pitch into each new member's brains and being forced to watch hours and hours of illegally recorded operas and musicals. They have been in power for over 20 years.

Their native outfits include Purple.
Person 1: Where are you off to?

Person 2: I have Grape Jam practice.

Person 1: *quivering in fear* PLEASE DON'T SING AT ME!

Person 2 begins to sing a constant pitch of G5 in Person 1's ear until their eardrums start melting and bleeding.
by kindasilliam November 5, 2020
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Grape

A censored version of a word "rape" people rather use on socials like Tik Tok or Instagram when trying to share information about predators, telling life stories or whatever.

I just didn't see this definition on UD, but i knew what it meant so i decided to add it.
"I'm very concerned for my friend's mental health, she said she experienced grape when she was younger."
by vasiaxxart September 13, 2023
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The grapes of wrath

A sexual act in which the male droops his testicals between his legs as the female sucks them from behind the male rips an extra juicy fart.
She thought it was going to be a boring Tuesday night, until I dropped the grapes of wrath on her.
by RiggsMurtaugh September 12, 2017
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Grape

"Grape?"
"Fuck you"
by FentanylCat October 21, 2023
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