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calling your mom at 3am

A demonic ritual to summon the devil and Hideo Kojima
OOH NO GUYS CALLING YOUR MOM AT 3AM OHH NO CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH CAME TO MY HOUSE
by Ccgggyu March 25, 2020
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when me and your mom

it is usually used with a Sutter but if you want to be fancy say really fast and run
"when me- me and- when your- mom- and I-"
"WHEN ME AND YOUR MOM" *runs*
by :)casper:) November 16, 2021
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no and your mom? is a fucking drunk

Chilean video where two students are having a random conversation so the guy goes like:

- Girl, so brutall...

She answers with

- Yes, right? Apply more lipstick on your snout, dude.

- Yes, girl, no and on top of that. no and your mom? is a fucking drunk

- Dude, quit talking like a woman!!
When you're trying to break the ice with a chilean teenager, you can say "no and your mom?", as an answer you should get is "is a fucking drunk" so it would make the sentence "no and your mom? is a fucking drunk" if they don't know the video, it'll be an awkward conversation.
by chilegang November 24, 2018
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your mom hates youh

it means u suck get a life.
live under a bridge
Carl : "Dude your mom hates youh"
Beck : " I'll pack my bags I am going to live under a bridge"
by why, no, stop it February 19, 2019
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mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass means your mom is a fatass and the impostor that's sussy.42069 is your mom's address.japan has social credit for the ass.
it's used every time someone wants to say your mom is a fatass and the impostor that's sussy.42069 is your mom's address.japan has social credit for the ass.so instead of saying a long word.you say mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass.
by whymesus December 7, 2021
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Cranking nineties on your mom

A euphemism for having sexual relations with somebodies' mother. Comes from "Cranking nineties" a term used in the game Fortnite.
"Alright, see you tomorrow."

"Bye, I'll be cranking nineties on your mom all night."
by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 8, 2022
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