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I humped your mom

jack: last night I humped your mom
mike: igaf

jack: suck my dick and eat my balls you fat nigger
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
mugGet the I humped your mommug.
mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass means your mom is a fatass and the impostor that's sussy.42069 is your mom's address.japan has social credit for the ass.
it's used every time someone wants to say your mom is a fatass and the impostor that's sussy.42069 is your mom's address.japan has social credit for the ass.so instead of saying a long word.you say mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforass.
by whymesus December 7, 2021
mugGet the mommyfatassimpostorsussy42069iknowyouraddress(your mom's)japanwithcreditforthecreditforthecreditforassmug.

your mom hates youh

it means u suck get a life.
live under a bridge
Carl : "Dude your mom hates youh"
Beck : " I'll pack my bags I am going to live under a bridge"
by why, no, stop it February 19, 2019
mugGet the your mom hates youhmug.

your mom part 2

When a popular kid hits you with a harsh ass insult about yo mom. So you pump the prick with a part 2 joke burning his gay ass 500 dollar Supreme Sweatshirt right off his man tits.
Brett: Boi why you tryna start fights with me yo moms ass probably sucks people off to provide for you.
You: Your mom part 2 faggot.
Brett: *does the juice world*
by KennedyIsTheMostOpenMindedPres December 19, 2019
mugGet the your mom part 2mug.

no and your mom? is a fucking drunk

Chilean video where two students are having a random conversation so the guy goes like:

- Girl, so brutall...

She answers with

- Yes, right? Apply more lipstick on your snout, dude.

- Yes, girl, no and on top of that. no and your mom? is a fucking drunk

- Dude, quit talking like a woman!!
When you're trying to break the ice with a chilean teenager, you can say "no and your mom?", as an answer you should get is "is a fucking drunk" so it would make the sentence "no and your mom? is a fucking drunk" if they don't know the video, it'll be an awkward conversation.
by chilegang November 24, 2018
mugGet the no and your mom? is a fucking drunkmug.

your moms probably nice

A useless comeback said only by people like Jacob.

It’s funny, clever, but not very useful
Your moms probably nice”
-Jacob 2019
by CemeteryWeather November 27, 2019
mugGet the your moms probably nicemug.

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