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Chronic Silica Vaginitis

A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.
Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.
by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023
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Vaginitis Battyee

An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.
Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.
by Hman April 18, 2008
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Vaginal Shaving Bias

A social stigma among horny men promoting the preference of trimmed lips over bushy beavers. Also known as VSB.
Due to the wide-spread Vaginal Shaving Bias among her clients, Sharon had no choice but to de-fluff her muff or de-fluff her career.
by Females Against Pornography August 10, 2019
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Vaginal Jousting

Blair and Lindsay went vaginal jousting
by Gfckrslf June 22, 2024
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vaginer diner

Performing oral sex on a female
Ex. Hey Jesse how was her vaginer diner ?
by Jake steel December 11, 2013
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Vagine Sling

Vagine Sling is the female version of a “cock flight” or a testosterone battle. It occurs when two women get all agro with each other for no apparent reason as they try and one up each other about current affairs, chick shit and other basic conversation items occur. A vagine sling can get particularly aggressive when alcohol is introduced.
I can’t stand it when Heather and Kim come over it always turns into a vagine sling.
by JBH721 January 16, 2021
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Vaginal Frog Wednesday

A weekly celebration of people with vaginas who like frogs.
"Happy Vaginal frog Wednesday"
"you just made that up didn't you"
by goicker March 10, 2023
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