Train tracks

A massive ladder that you lay down on, waiting for the train to come and run over you and your best friend rejects you because you look ugly as heck.

My friend looks stupid, he said he got ran over by train tracks, but really he just had no beauty.

by SillySalleh December 24, 2021

Snail Tracks

When a man has semen traces in his underwear.

Simon: why the fuck do you have your hand down your pants?
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!

.:Bjerre word:.

by SmnBjerre December 2, 2009

tractorsex

If You Have Sex While Riding On A Tractor It is TractorSex
Using Sexual Acts While on A tractor

Sandy Loves Tractor sex
Rick Likes Making out During Tractor sex
Jason Loves When His Boyfriend Asks For TractorSex on His farm

by JohLKJHO September 29, 2006

tracksuit bandit

dale, the world's favourite lotto wearing soccer coach.

Dale is the tracksuit bandit

by dale's friend April 27, 2004

The 8 Track Man

The 8 Track man is one of the deadliest forces on the planet, scorned from being obsoleted he comes in the night and tears out the eyes of people who fall asleep while listeng to a walkman, Cd walkman, or any sort of Mp3 player.

Dude 2: Shit Dude, what the hell happend to your eyes???

Dude 1: I dunno i went to sleep listening to my Ipod and woke up with no eyes....

Dude 2: Duuude... The 8 Track Man got you dude

by Jimmy-Mac Fee August 17, 2009

tracktor

a person who enjoys running and performing arts such as acting. track actor. tracktor. a very rare combination.

that dude over there runs and acts. wow thats cool. what a tracktor!

by tracktor25 June 19, 2008

trackballs

1. A condition which occurs when a male running in a track meet fails to wear supportive underwear, and the testicles bounce freely.

2. The plural for a type of computer mouse that involves a stationary ball that rotates to move the cursor.

1a. "Man, I wore boxers instead of tighty whities when I ran the 1600-meter today. I've got a bad case of trackballs."

1b. "John didn't want to have sex; I thought it was because he was cheating on me, but it turns out he just had a bad case of trackballs after freeballing it at the track meet."

2. "I prefer trackballs to typical mice because I'm a loser that plays World of Warcraft 24/7."

by Jim_Philly December 17, 2011