Death Post

It is the "Final" post, and or entry a person makes before they delete their account. The user is normally back within a week because they are to addicted to the site

Person1: This is my Death Post, I am deleting this account...
Person2: Hey that is sad, I hope you have a good life
Person1: **Deletes account**

**Week later**
Person3: Hey person2, remember person1?
Person2: yeah
Person3: Im person1, couldnt stop my addiction

by Benjamus April 20, 2007

Death Glare

A glare you give a adversary when you want to win. It can be very scary or it can be heavenly

I gave newton the death glare when I beat him in a balancing contest

by Kaytlin Savoie March 8, 2019

Death by Cooter

Death by suffocation from sitting on one's face to awake them for sex.

Real conversation with me and a friend who went to her guy's house to get some. He had been drinking.

Friend 1: He won't wake up.

Me: Have you tried giving him head?

Friend 1: Yes, not even a twitch.

Me: Well you could sit on his face...he'll either get to work or suffocate.

Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHA Death by Cooter!

by JestyCat August 2, 2010

Death Arm

A person who carves symbols of death or ritual evil into his/her arm while listening to death metal.

"Keith is a total death arm. Did you see his arm? He carved "Slayer" into it while listening to "Seasons in the Abyss" on his iPod.

by King Byron September 24, 2008

Death Cock

When a LAD has used his womb broom in one too many clunges and picked up something that he really wish he hadn't, thus turning it into a yoghurt slinger, snot rocket or AIDS baster if you will.

My mate Mitch who has been slaying girls at uni and sending their nudes to the rugby whatsapp group for bants went and got the clap! He's totally got a Death Cock now!

by insertchucklesomenamehere December 12, 2016

premature death

the destroying, demolishing or wrecking of a person usually during their youth.

I just got slide tackled by some big dude.

You suffered a premature death out here.

by washingtonville kid March 21, 2010

Death Poo

Faeces that have been inside a dead person's body for many days after their death and are finally expelled due to muscular movement during fermentation of the corpse.

geez.. she really smells like a death poo today!

by zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju January 7, 2012