cook me some eggs

Asking nicely for some poached goodness before things escalate.
by Fruitful mix March 30, 2017
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Eat one whole square of 100% dark cooking chocolate without throwing up or using anything to help wash it down or crushing it up. It can be eaten in pieces but not slivers or powder

Good Luck
Contestant: muhhnmhh HOLYY SHIT AGGHH
spectator: why would you do the C3 (cooking chocolate challenge)
by Challenge America July 09, 2012
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half cooked pancake

(1) Means you a ugly bitch ass if you get called this

(2) pancakes are not cooked fully and only and will be eaten half cooked
Bitch ass looked like a half cooked pancake.
Damn!!!!

Yo man you know that pancake is half cooked right??
It's ight man I'll be ok.
by Muthafukinmuthafuka June 25, 2014
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Chaos Goblin Line Cook

The chaotic guy always causing shit
and never predictable in the kitchen.
All the girls have screwed him on a
drought because he was low
maintenance sex, in part due to his
chaos. Also, usually the one that
always had the good coke, good
weed, or ample benzos.
by nobody likes pickles, dude November 20, 2021
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This quote is refering to what the famous wrestler 'The ROCK' says when he is about to smash into someone.

It basically means 'do you know what's on my mind ?'
--when a girl undresses you while talking in a foreign language--

-I've got no idea what you mean but I can smell what The Rock is cooking...
by Aktyn4h September 13, 2009
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Cooked off my Rocker

When you are very very VERY high off of any stimulant, and/or depressant, and/or hallucinogen.
"Yo John how's that Alaskan Thunderfuck?"

"Dude, I'm cooked off my rocker"
by Tyl3r33 September 11, 2011
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Lesbian Home-cooked Pasta

When a lesbian makes friends with a straight girl, invites her over, and gets her wet. She is now bisexual, and she has become an example of why straight girls are like spaghetti.
Deja claims to be straight but I invited her over as a "friend" and made lesbian home-cooked pasta. She was straight until I got her wet
by NotASigmaLesbian December 31, 2021
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