Had an undeclared sly
by Millers1995 August 09, 2024
The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.
Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024
The integral part of any system, network or hardware setup that can be blamed for errors, disconnections or authentication problems if you have no idea: A. How the system is configured B. How to fix it (or) C. it's 4:47pm on a Friday afternoon and ya really can't be arsed to do any more work... I mean what child ever says " I want to be a network engineer when I grow up"?
Fecked if I know what the problem is, i'm just a network engineer. I called Head office and they said "It's Yer Relay-Mate"
by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023
A reliable friend who will always listen with no judgment. They are the honest one who will tell it how it is and wont take shit from anything called FUckinG Joey
by Public Toilet Enthusiast November 11, 2021
Mate-Peng is commonly in germany for a combination of two drinks; Mate and often times alcohol like Vodka. It is used more often but similarly as the word Turbo-Mate.
The combination of words comes on the one hand from the drink "Mate" which is a popular caffeine drink amongst students in germany and the Word "Peng" which can be translated as "bang". This part of the combination can be explained by the german idiom: "... mit Schuss" which means something with alcohol. But can be directly translated as "... with a shot" (in this case it comes from the word "to shoot"). And since a shot makes a "bang" noise or a "Peng" noise it is called Mate-Peng
The combination of words comes on the one hand from the drink "Mate" which is a popular caffeine drink amongst students in germany and the Word "Peng" which can be translated as "bang". This part of the combination can be explained by the german idiom: "... mit Schuss" which means something with alcohol. But can be directly translated as "... with a shot" (in this case it comes from the word "to shoot"). And since a shot makes a "bang" noise or a "Peng" noise it is called Mate-Peng
by P. Likan December 25, 2023
An oddly shaped European man, with an affinity for Asian culture specially women and exotic Latin American food
“Entonces The Mate is in town; let’s find a Chinese happy ending massage after we get some tacos and mezcal”
by Molecule Man April 02, 2019
Look at that dirty Fate is a Mate!
by Sjsiidjdjss August 26, 2018