Toilet Rod

When you sit down on the toilet and the worst thing imaginable happens. Shmeat rod goes skinny dipping. It's the official antonym of Poseidon Kiss

What are you having for dinner, anything good?
No! I just got Toilet Rod

by Swanlaschlong12 July 28, 2023

Toilet Vodka

A half to quarter filled bottle of what appears to be Vodka that was found in a random toilet cubicle. You can't verify its contents 100%, but from the distinct smell of methylated spirits that eminates from the bottle, you feel that the odds may be in your favour, thus deeming the bottle more safe than risky to drink.

Me: "I can't believe I drank the Toilet Vodka last night..."

Friend: "Yeah mate, I was meaning to talk to you about that... You really should get tested for hepatitis."

by RySuki January 12, 2019

Toilet mining

When you pee in the urinal with ice and it makes a deep, circular hole.

I went toilet mining today and sent a picture to all my friends to show them how deep I got

by bg43 February 21, 2017

Toilet Paper

a paper you use to wipe your shit, and bouncing droplets of toilet water.

American in Japan: where's a toilet paper?
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!

by someart February 28, 2017

toilet tuesday

It's when you wake up from partying hard on Monday.

Yo I had a bad toilet Tuesday last week. That porta-potty was ratchet.

by Yawkyawk22 April 8, 2017

horny toilet

A bidet toilet with different masssage settings that give women orgasms.

The hotel room didn't have a removable shower head so she used the horny toilet.

by human dictionary December 4, 2014

Toilet Conquest

causing an entire communal bathroom to leave merely by the smell of your bowel movement.

He must have had the taco shits because that was the most epic toilet conquest I have ever seen.

by Sneaky Rupert July 26, 2016