If you combine fatness/fitness, what do you get? "Fiatness"? Does that refer to an overweight person who drives a crappy subcompact car?
by QuacksO May 31, 2020
Get the fatness/fitnessmug. Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
by QuacksO March 5, 2025
Get the Kenny Rogers fitted sheetsmug. Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".
The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
Get the natural grease-fittingmug. by CHUCKLE PANTZZ November 1, 2025
Get the FULL FITNESS FEBRUARYmug. so you go with the flow, the mingle the style of the group. let me give you an example if someone says thank you, you say you're welcome. if someone says thanks. say no problem. fit in with the crowd and don't be an outsider. if one person nod up, you nod up. if one person nods down. you nod down to them.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 28, 2022
Get the Fitting inmug. by SJAA October 30, 2018
Get the Bitch fitmug. 