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Self control

Right but I didn't have to LEARN self control because I'm not a fucking retard, yeah? I was able to do drugs and drink without becoming addicted and I was able to quit without "giving myself to Jesus because my wife left me" because I'm not existentially weak.
Hym "Hey, you know how many steps it took me to stop doing drugs? 1. I just did it as a whim. The same way I became the greatest mind and writer in the history of humanity. That's called 'self control.' I didn't have to LEARN that. I can just DO that because I'm a genius."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2023
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Control the narrative

They filed a police report first in order to control the narrative
by Ameilus December 22, 2022
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Cruise Control

by B7RLE December 31, 2022
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Red Neck Birth Control

A form of contraception using any strong household cleaners and chemicals in general with a funnel and vaginal cavity.
"You'll need that red neck birth control if you don't cum in the bum."

Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..
by Jack Gomez November 20, 2018
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Dropped my controller

The act of killing a teammate in a video game for no apparent reason and need an excuse to say to not seem like a horrible person
Guy 1: (kills teammate)

Guy 2: Woah bro what was that for

Guy 1: Oops dropped my controller
by Ramonn00dles August 6, 2017
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control box

n., cun•troll_baucks An excuse for contractors to get inside an unsuspecting customers home to smell their belongings.
"Excuse me ma'am, may I smell- Er, I mean take a look at your control box?"
by Contractor_007 August 24, 2017
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