Clown Knower

A knower of clowns, one who associates themselves with the likes of clowns

Doug is a clown knower, always hanging around those clowns.

by Trashboat.Methane May 17, 2021

Greasy Clown

A greasy clown is a 40+ year old white cis man who, loves Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, is a drunk, breaks into elementary schools, and is generally a level 999 right wing weirdo.

Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.

You gotta stop getting black out drunk and swimming in putt putt golf ponds. You're acting like a total greasy clown.

by marie trantoinette December 20, 2018

Clown Racer

Described as a fast walker who wears very extravagant clothing, such as that of a clown. Usually wearing vibrant colored shoes and lipstick. A kiss-up in all major classes, particularly chemistry. While walking in the halls, be sure to avoid her quick steps or you'll surely be run over.

Mary-Kate, the original Clown Racer.

by LPTV June 12, 2008

Fucko the clown

The uk prime minister Bo Jo or boris Johnson.

I cant stand fucko the clown.

by I pad pro ussr February 21, 2021

Clown hekor

A clown that hacks you and works at mcd hes also a sussy baka.
-reid 2022

The clown hekor slowly burned my family alive and hackes into mc donalds mainframe every day

he will soon find you and clown your family.

by TotallynotTherealBobuxMan March 16, 2022

Tree Clown

Members of an elite alliance that prowl by night, thriving off the cries of their victims. They travel as a group and strategically pounce at the same time so prey has no fighting chance at survival. They eat copious amounts of cabbage resulting in abnormally large testicles.

Carl was minding is own business farming corn with his friends in his home village of GeSeMia when without warning a group of Tree Clowns swamped him from all sides. Carl's farm was raided of all his corn.

by MercElite November 8, 2019

ASS Clown

A person who normally has a college degree, but, for whatever stroke of bad luck cannot find work in the area he went to school for. He then finds work in a skilled trade, usually a family member sets him up in this job, and then breaks down working conditions for guys in that trade by doing things in a shoddy and dangerous manner and causes others to be laid off because they refuse to do the same.

That ass clown foreman got me smoked because I wouldn't work that hot switch gear alone. These rat bastards are going to get a grievance filed on them when I get to the Union Hall

by Colt357dog April 26, 2015