An accident on highway 69 was caused by a horny male driver named devin getting distracted by a smokin pair of trucker tits which belonged to a milf two lanes over.
by $$C-MONEY$$ July 1, 2011
Get the Trucker Titsmug. n. A person (often a male) who takes photos at such an odd angle his look always comes out as staring at your breasts. Possibly the most awkward and uncomfortable photo to view because whichever you tilt the photo, he's there, gazing at them, usually with a weird little smile on his face.
Louise; I wanted to like Adam's photo but he had tit-eyes and it felt wrong.
Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?
Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.
Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*
Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?
Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.
Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*
by ksigirl139 September 10, 2014
Get the tit-eyesmug. A stupid bitch who has big tits so u wanna smash but shes too dumb to realize you have a massive penis. She has the intelligence of a dead ant. But those knockers
by Slimp Oli May 31, 2018
Get the Bitch With Titsmug. by The Chaingang February 26, 2010
Get the Tortilla Titsmug. 
When you see a girl with perfect titties walking down the street. You gatta yell out damn girl you got some fly tits!!!!!
by dirtyc2thej May 30, 2014
Get the fly titsmug. by gatorback rippa March 16, 2010
Get the parrot with titsmug.