Eyesauce I please triangle

Wordplay on isosceles triangle. In this case it's a game where a woman face plants her golden triangle in the face of her gf or bf then masturbates vigorously so as to stimulate her g-spot eventually squirting her girl juice in the eye 👁️ of her partner.

My gf and I did. Eyesauce I please triangle last night. She shot an huge load of girl juice in my left eye and all over my face. I didn't want to wash my face for a week!

by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021

Triangle

A person so lame and boring that they are only half as interesting as someone who is a square.

Jeanne is such a triangle, she never wants to do anything fun.

by Squaretriangle September 30, 2020

Triangle Up

It is the downgraded version of the Phrase "Square Up"

Person 1: I don't like you

Person 2: Triangle up

Person 2 gets muted for accidently sending @players

by DefinetelyNotPlatypus June 24, 2018

Fumunda Triangle

Fumunda Triangle is another term for a womans vagina.

I would like to explore her fumunda triangle.

by BeavisBungholio December 5, 2018

Righteous Triangle

A sin-ful triangle that continually needs to go for confession so that it could behave more like a right one on this side of eternity—until its last breath when it will be platonically transformed into a perfect one.

Guesstimate how many un-right triangles globally long to become a righteous triangle every quarter.

by Numerati February 27, 2024

Head triangles

The triangular shaped ears located on fuzzy animal heads.

Wow! Look at those adorable head triangles on that doggo!

Awww what cute little head triangles you have kitty!

by youbetchyah April 22, 2025

The Triangle Method

An advanced technique for calculating the total distance traveled given the velocity and time. Commonly used in advanced motor-physics. Invented by the brilliant MOMS duo.

Yo broski malowski, we gotta use the triangle method for this problem.

by J Robert Oppenheimer September 10, 2025