tots

the newborn of a rat

I found some tots in caves.

by Postago October 8, 2025

Tousemaxxing

Doing stuff in public to show everyone that you are in touse at ur campus

“Oh my god he’s so sendy he’s tousemaxxing rn”

by Uncbhoopin October 17, 2025

Touse

Refers to college Greek life, it means Top House. The best frat house or sorority in that University (reputation, parties, perceived coolness). This is in contrast to Bouse which means Bottom House, which would be the worst frat house or sorority.

Bro Pike and ATO are Touse but AEPi is Bouse.

by Gator Naysh November 11, 2025

touse

kappa delta sorority at the university of michigan

i love touse

by 13131313131313131890----094rty December 3, 2025

Totes not a creep

A male who has a strong desire to not be creepy, actively acts nicer and less touchy when in the presence of a woman, curses himself for thinking about a woman in a romantic way, even if in a innocent, wholesome way. These type of men will turn back, or take the long way if that means they wouldn’t accidentally trail behind a woman.

“That guy is totes not a creep”

by Scalpel December 10, 2025

pooter tots

Pooter tots occurs when using a pan that was previously used for fish sticks to cook tater tots. Thus making the tater tots... taste and smell like fish or pooter (redneck word I heard once for pussy).

"awwww I just pulled out the tater tots"
"Why 'aww' then?"
"because they turned out to be pooter tots"
(sighs)

OR

"Hey these fishsticks are good man"
"bro... those aren't fishsticks..."
"awww! WTF dude!"
"dont worry man their just pooter tots"

by Loaked March 14, 2009

awesome tots

An expression that describes any recent incident that was completely awesome and mind-blowing. Not to be confused with the preppy "tots", pronounced "toats" or "totes". Ew. This phrase is also used to express vague interest in a situation, when used as a reply.

Sit #1:
Friend: Did you just see the triple turn-around toss I just executed flawlessly?
Me:YEEEEES, and that was so freakin' awesome tots.
Friend: Thx. *grinn* I'll try a quadruple this time around.

Sit #2:
Me: Omgs, I'm going to die this weekend cause I haven't finished my lit paper and it's due monday!
Friend: awesome tots.
Me: Wtf? are you even listening?
Friend: what? oh. yeah, listening.
Me: stfu. wahtever.

by Autsel April 23, 2010