salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

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Salty Pinata

Salty Pinata- the given name to the act of having a man 'fuck' the mouth/throat of a girl (or guy) while their head dangles off of the bed/couch. The man's genitalia must also be sweating enough to visible notice, and the testicles must be slapping the partner in the face with every thrust. It is the combination of the salt and swinging, slapping testicles that make a salty pinata

Darla threw up a little when Dave gave her a Salty Pinata

by redthealmightypunchdrunk March 14, 2011

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Salty Zamboni

While boning an attractive female, upon finally reaching climax the male pulls out of which ever southern oriface he has chosen to pleasure. He then finishes on either the back or stomach and proceeds to slurp it up with his mouth, like a zamboni.

Bro I totally gave my hot teacher the Salty Zamboni after my detention.

by Papa_Racicot May 22, 2018

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Salty Mint

This is the term used when someone gives you an insult and a compliment in the same sentence. Salty comes from inSULT and mint comes from compliMENT.

"Wow! That's the most interesting thing you've ever said to me"

"You just gave me a salty mint, sir"

-Its a compliment because you like the thing they just said but also a insult because everything they said before is terrible.

by tonyhighjarrid October 4, 2013

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