tftia

tftia means thanks for the invite asshole usually meant when friends forget to include you and your mad

Jack:man we met some pretty hot chicks at the skate park
Mario:tftia fuck your life

by Justfacting_facts August 6, 2017

TFT

Toilet FaceTime

When you use FaceTime on the toilet

Hey. Wanna TFT?

by Cecilia_who September 27, 2017

TFMB

Tragic Fucking Millenial Bitch: An especially whiny and dramatic Millenial who whines about problems instead of fixing them.

Brian ran around screaming for help in his Snapchat story like a TFMB instead of solving the fucking problem.

by AintNoCityHands November 20, 2017

TFFW

Too funny for words, wrong spelling of too.

That display of showmanship was tffw!

by Art2018 May 7, 2018

TFS BBC

Thanks For Sharing the Big Black Cock

TFS BBC last night, it was great :)

by yoloswagboi123 March 21, 2018

TFT

THE FUCKING TRUTH

I am going to speak tft tomorrow.

by kyky.banks November 14, 2018

TFMTG

Time For Me To Go - usually signaling the end of a bad date or a particularly boring lecture.

Jeez, has this professor ever listened to himself talk? This is unbearable. TFMTG

by Sir George A'Lot January 30, 2019