Amerature Stoner

Someone that acts like a stoner but has not officially crossed into pro stonerdom.
Anyone that Scuba Dives on a regular basis but doesn't have those insane connects, doesn't smoke correctly, doesn't have a piece and uses zebra pens, or doesn't have have a clue about stoner etiquette.

Those freshmen are such amerature stoners. I just told them i had got some dank, and they said "Oh, you got that seedless T-Rock?"

Amerature Stoner by layout420 December 19, 2006

Uncle Stoner 

Homosexual web stalker.

Uncle Stoner usually describes a person that surfs the web/sucks dick all day. Known to cling on the next man's nuts.

Uncle Stoner by Wonton March 25, 2003

philosophical stoner 

Believing that you can figure out complex things that you couldn't when you're sober. Very mental, and deep about everything, very creative thinkers while high.

creative stoner philosophical stoner

philosophical stoner by Just259 September 9, 2013

skibby stoner 

Someone who smokes because they do not conform to popular society. They sometimes try to smoke with other smokers but are normally made fun of during the process.

Jay and Silent Bob, they even get called skibby stoners in Strike Back,

skibby stoner by hack_axle December 9, 2008

observant stoner 

A marijuana user who views, observes, and deeply thinks after smoking marijuana

Kid at a Party: Dude, check out that kid chillin on the couch just watchin everyone.
Another Kid at a Party: Yeah he's toasted right now. He's more of an observant stoner, he just chills.

observant stoner by Kendra Wheatley January 12, 2010

dope stoner 

A dope stoner is someone who smokes dope (meth, crack) without feining for it. As if they were just smoking weed. Not a common breed, seeing as most people that smoke dope are fiends.

"That fool packed a gram in the pipe, took only one hit and let the rest of us smoke it all! Like it really didn't even matter!"

"Yeah, I heard that fool what was a strait dope stoner."

dope stoner by fade650 February 27, 2010

Bouncy stoner 

a person who smokes weed alot, .. but is immature and tries to act drunk, so they act all hyper.

dude, slow down, i don't know why you have to be such a bouncy stoner.. ..(sigh).. your irritating..

Bouncy stoner by IM isissisisisiss dean October 6, 2010